Apache, a word

what have you booted up Resident Evil 4 remake and Ashley was just a tiny Mouse. What would you do? Just imagine this - there she is standing there cute as a button and with a high-pitched voice she cries out "LEEON HALP! I can't reach the Gorgonzola. LEEOOON!" Then after you've helped her up in some sort of QuickTime Mousecapade she turns to you looks, you dead in the eyes and says "Cheese whizz Mister thanks for the help"

anyways... don't get hit by a lurker